Swedish meatball

The Turks—our prickly NATO allies—are throwing a fit over rude behavior on the part of a Danish provocateur in Stockholm the other day. Now the Turks, headed by populist-cum-authoritarian president Erdogan, are demanding the Swedes violate their own sovereign laws on speech and protest so as not to offend Islam.
At his aptly titled
newsletter, Kyle Orton gives us a refresher course on how we got here:In classical Islam, there was disagreement about whether a Muslim in the lands of unbelief was bound by the shari’a. For a long time, this was mostly theoretical: it was inconceivable that a Muslim would voluntarily move to infidel territory and with Islam advancing into Christendom, the only cases that arose were the occasional captive. It became more of an issue after the tenth century as the imperial tide began to turn and Islam was forced back in Iberia and southern Italy, leaving Muslim populations under Christian rule. In general, the ideal remained that Muslims would return to Islamdom as soon as possible, either travelling there themselves or living as best they could until Islamic armies reconquered these zones.
What was never in doubt among any of the various Islamic jurists was that the shari’a could not be applied to non-Muslims living under non-Muslim governments.
This understanding was challenged and changed by the former Iranian Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khomeini, when he issued his death penalty to the London-based writer Salman Rushdie for blasphemy in 1989. Even though Rushdie lived outside the Muslim world, he was himself Muslim, and thus required to live in a accordance with Islamic law. And anyone who helped him in publishing his offending work would also be subject to sanction, no matter their religion.
Orton nicely condenses the back-and-forth between western and Muslim-world hotheads since then. You can almost hear the sigh:
There is no reason to doubt that the [ruling Turkish] AKP [party] and Turkey’s president, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, are sincerely opposed to Qur’an burnings, but they have also found this a convenient pretext to try to make the Swedish government break other Swedish laws, around the judicial process of extradition, and to hold Sweden’s NATO membership hostage to this demand.
Read the whole thing.
Bear in mind, too, that Sweden would be a welcome alliance member with an impressive and unique defense industry all its own. But instead of adding that to our collective defense, we’ll have to endure more of the geo-psycho-diplo clown show for the time being.
The annoying contrast, of course, is between the way Muslim-world governments behave toward western democratic countries that accord equal human rights to their Muslim citizenry and how the same governments have nothing critical to say against the genocidal government of the Chinese Communist Party. The latter’s campaign of extermination against their Muslim Uyghur minority goes practically unremarked by Islamic governments, but there is no known insult against Islam by so much as a single western citizen that can’t inspire stern diplomatic rebukes and possible mob riots.
Regarding Kyle Orton, I can’t exactly recall when and how I first came across his analysis, but it’s been a few years now that I’ve been following his Twitter feed. He is a history scholar based in the UK. If you’re interested in a feed of headlines pertaining to East-West conflict—whether between Islam and Christendom or Russia and NATO—he provides a nice rundown of the most recent events, as well as furnishing some historical context. I also recommend his Substack newsletter linked above, where he colors in more of the background at greater length on select occurrences.
Today’s special animal friend is the Proboscis Monkey, Nasalis larvatus, a large monkey native to Borneo. Found in coastal areas and mangrove forests around the island, the proboscis monkey is one of the largest monkeys in Asia. Males have a head-body length up to 30 inches, and they can weigh up to 66 lbs. Female grow up to 24 inches long and weigh up to 33 lbs. The males’ proboscis or nose can grow up to four inches long and hang below their chins. Females have much smaller noses. Specialized cartilage holds the noses on the face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1C9rM76BpI
Proboscis monkeys have gray underfur and thicker, brown overcoats on their backs and shoulders, like they’re wearing a brown jacket over a gray jumpsuit. Adults of both sexes have cream-colored faces and bulging stomachs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6JwIbU7W8U
Like the pig-tailed macaques, proboscis monkeys live in family groups which assemble in larger bands of up to 60 individuals for protection at night or when food is very abundant. Males establish dominance with only mild violence, for primates, and females pass status to their female offspring. Mating season varies depending on weather patterns. Gestation is up to 200 days, and one baby is typical. Infants are weaned at about 7 months and remain with their mother for another year or so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pzO6xlf-y4
Fruit and leaves comprise most of the monkeys’ diet. Proboscis monkeys are largely arboreal, but they are also excellent swimmers. They prefer young leaves and unripe fruit. They are picky about their diet and are difficult to keep in zoos. The Singapore Zoo is one of the few that has kept them successfully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZf4tLXvFwA
Proboscis monkeys are rated Endangered by IUCN. Natural predators include crocodilians, clouded leopards, pythons, and sun bears. Young or sick individuals are vulnerable to birds of prey. Habitat loss is a significant threat as native forests are cleared for wood sales or oil palm plantations. They are hunted for meat in some areas and are in demand for traditional Chinese medicine, in spite of CITES Appendix I listing.
It is believed that the noses help to amplify their sound effects:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X2TTP2pQjk
I saw yesterday that a small meteor is heading towards earth! Its orbit could take it within 10,000 km of earth! They theorize it is so small that if it were to enter the Earth that it will break up and burn up before it destroys Cincinnati, or wherever it lands.
So you probably have nothing to fear, except for the destruction of earth, shortly before you find out whether or not the daffodils you planted last fall will bloom or not.
So if this is it, it has been nice knowing you all. But if it isn’t good, keep calm and carry on.