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Good morning. After the third reminder, my husband took down the Margaritaville flag and put up the U.S. flag, in observance of Flag Day.

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For those who have been following the ongoing scarmable at my church, through episodes such as "The Stewardship Committee Murders", "Revolt of the Parish Council", "Revenge of the Business Manager", "WTAF?" and some episodes that aired only on Univision ...

... the latest events are that the Business Manager is retiring, causing many to say, "I thought she already was," and the Parish Council, where hope springs eternal, is trying to round up some people who know fiduciary responsibility from a hole in the head to participate in hiring the replacement. I have made some phone calls, because one can't leave a paper trail. When I emailed a friend yesterday to say, "When could we talk on the phone? Sorry if I seem paranoid ...," she replied, "Friday afternoon, and no, you seem perfectly rational." Stay tuned ...

... and the mystery of who was telling the Spanish congregation not to take up the second collection - and why - remains unsolved. A reasonable case has been made that it's just a confusion, but we'll learn something this Sunday, when I assume there will be a collection for the missionary priest who's coming, and then the true test on the first Sunday in July, when the building fund collection takes place. The Building Fund Chairman, "Jim, my fixer," says we should take up the collection No Matter What, and if anyone objects, we all yell, "Jim told us to do it!" while making sorcerous gestures and maybe setting something on fire.

I'm going to Walmart now to get fabric softener sheets and wine.

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